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How to Cook a Turkey... with the Flu

Step 1:    Go buy a turkey and a large bottle of Nyquil
                   (aka "Baptist Whiskey")

      Step  2:   Take a large dose of Nyquil

      Step  3:   Set the oven at 375 degrees

      Step  4:   Take another dose of Nyquil

      Step  5:   Turk the bastey

      Step  6:   Dose another take of Nyquil

      Step  7:   Put oven in the turkey

      Step  8:   Drink the nest of the Ryquil

      Step  9:   Bake the Nyquil for 4 hours

      Step  10:   Take the oven out of the turkey

      Step  11:   Floor the turkey up off of the pick

      Step  12:   Turk the carvey

      Step  13:   Go buy another boquil of Nytle

     Step  14:   Tet the sable and pour yourself a dose of turkey

     Step  15:    Bless the saying, pass and eat out

           ...He that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast...