Step
2: Take a large dose of Nyquil
Step 3: Set
the oven at 375 degrees
Step 4: Take another dose of Nyquil
Step 5: Turk the bastey
Step 6: Dose another take of Nyquil
Step 7: Put
oven in the turkey
Step 8: Drink the nest of the Ryquil
Step 9: Bake the Nyquil for 4 hours
Step 10: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 11: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 12: Turk the carvey
Step 13: Go buy
another boquil of Nytle
Step 14: Tet the
sable and pour yourself a dose of turkey
Step 15: Bless
the saying, pass and eat out
...He that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast...