Somebody
never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring ...
Somebody
never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out
good."
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ...
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child
hit a golf ball
through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the
first.
Somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
questions in the books ...
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and
delivery ...
Somebody
never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of
kindergarten.
or
on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one
hand tied behind her back ...
somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets
married ....
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or
daughter-in-law
to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home
...
Somebody
never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to
tell her...
Somebody isn't a mother.
