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FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES
Kids statements that are a little ... off track:
- God bless America Thru the night with a light from a bulb!
- 0 Susanna, 0 don’t you cry for me, For I come from Alabama with a band-aid on my knee!
- Give us this day our deli bread! Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast.
- We shall come to Joyce’s, bringing in the cheese.
- Gladly, the consecrated, cross-eyed bear.
- He carrots for you.
- Yield Not to Penn Station.
- Dust Around the Throne.
- Praise God From whom all blessings flow, Praise Him all creatures, HERE WE GO
- Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.
- While shepherds washed their socks by night
- He socked me and boxed me with His redeeming glove.