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FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES

                                          Kids statements that are a little ... off track:

  • God bless America Thru the night with a light from a bulb!
  • 0 Susanna, 0 don’t you cry for me, For I come from Alabama with a band-aid on my knee!
  • Give us this day our deli bread! Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast.
  • We shall come to Joyce’s, bringing in the cheese.
  • Gladly, the consecrated, cross-eyed bear.
  • He carrots for you.
  • Yield Not to Penn Station.
  • Dust Around the Throne.
  • Praise God From whom all blessings flow, Praise Him all creatures, HERE WE GO
  • Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.
  • While shepherds washed their socks by night
  • He socked me and boxed me with His redeeming glove.
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